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One-liner #57

Saturday, January 31 2009

work: Rule # 72 for creating a mature, professional image at work - Embed cute pictures throughout your email to endear the recipients to your cause.  Nothing says “Take me seriously” more than a funny smiley face.

Huh?

~tod

One-liner #56

Friday, January 23 2009

life: When I read stories about the immoral , abusive and violent crap people have done I often think to myself "wow, glad I won't be them when karma decides to snatch them up by the nads and have its way with them." Huh? ~ tod...

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Ignore Strangers

Wednesday, January 21 2009

During the end of December ‘08, the coffee-drinking, socks-n-sandals wearing inhabitants of the Pacific Northwest had a wee bit of snow .  It threw Seattle in to a tailspin [ nice summary here ], but in the end it meant snow in the mountains and better potential for the ski/snowboard season staring us in the face.  A season that virtually didn’t exist only a few weeks before. As my friends and family know, I enjoy snowboarding . It’s a hobby I picked up from my little brother 8 or 9 years ago and I’ve been trying to keep up with him ever since. And now I feel like it’s time to introduce...

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One-liner #55

Friday, January 16 2009

life: You made the choices, so don't blame everyone else for where you're at now.

Also see one-liner #16.

Huh?

~tod

One-liner #54

Friday, January 09 2009

driving: When I see a truck with 'COWGIRL UP' plastered across the back window the last thing I expect to see is a GUY behind the wheel.

cowgirl up

Huh?

~tod

One-liner #53

Friday, January 02 2009

life: Are life changes (aka: resolutions) really more effective on January 1st?

Huh?

~tod

Culture '08

Wednesday, December 31 2008

2008 was a very fun and diverse year for Whitney & I. In fact, I have never attended this many uniquely interesting and entertaining events.... Chris Cornell (@ The Paramount ) - Technically this was in October '07, but it was such a damn good concert it needs to be mentioned. He played for almost 3 hours and covered Soundgarden , Temple of the Dog , Audioslave and his solo stuff. It was an awesome moment when he brought his two young children on stage [wearing ear protection of course] for one of the songs. Late September Dogs (@ The Central ) - A local band that kicks a whole lotta ass! Silent...

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One-liner #52

Wednesday, December 31 2008

life: When life is good to you take a moment to cherish and enjoy it.

Huh?

~tod

PS: Goodbye '08 and thanks for being so good to me.

Let it Snow

Wednesday, December 24 2008

If you live in the Seattle area then you might have noticed we have a bit of snow on the ground... Of course, this lead to a few realizations: Crazy people decide to get out of their houses and go for a [not-so] relaxing drive. Seattle only owns 27 snow plows . The Puget Sound has lots of hills . Seattle averages only 8.6" of snow annually . The Seattle area basically shuts down with more than a few inches of snow (refer to #2 and 3 above). People from the Midwest and Eastern U.S. love to make fun of us (refer to #2 and 3 above). Thankful that a beautiful lady from San Diego, CA is willing to put...

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One-liner #51

Monday, December 22 2008

driving: It would be comical to watch Seattle drivers in the snow, if it weren't also life threatening.

Huh?

~tod

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