growled on Monday, April 10, 2006 4:19:27 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
barked at coding

You've heard of Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be a redneck..." catch phrase right? Well, Jeffrey Palermo has started his own: "you might have a legacy enterprise application...."

You can't figure out which copy of the source code is the one deployed to production.

  • You find more than one source code repositories with the old shipping application. Which one is the real one? Every developer who worked on the project has left the company.

  • You modify the code and another system goes down.
  • Enterprise applications are notorious for being very interdependent. You had no idea that this old application was making a file drop to another server in the Idaho office, and now I/T in Idaho is screaming that their product prices are 10 days old!

  • User workarounds for bugs in the application are published in a "user manual"
  • Whatever you do, don't submit more than one request at a time! The server will lock up and have to be rebooted.

  • There is a pager dedicated to support for the application.
  • Enough said.
  • The comments are worth reading too. Check 'em out. And yes, welcome to my world. :-\

    ~tod

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