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One-liner #50
Friday, December 12 2008
life: Pleasing everyone leads to pleasing no one.
~tod
PS: Inspired by true events, but previously covered by some dude named Aesop.
You Don't Know
Wednesday, December 10 2008
You never know what's going to happen. We go through our normal routines day in and day out expecting the same results. But then one day.... You wake up and go to work, just like you do every day, and a few hundred idiot shoppers decide the bargains are worth more than your life . Perhaps, being a good samaritan, you stop to help a stranger who's just been in an accident and you end up a victim as well . Or maybe you're out for a hike with your dog, lose your footing and fall over the edge of a cliff with no one close to help. Stupid, senseless shit happens all around us every single day. I found...
One-liner #49
Friday, December 05 2008
Robin Williams: "Jesus was an only child, and thank God, because who would want to be Jerry, the brother of Christ?"
~tod
PS: In tribute to the Christmas season and Robin Williams, who we're going to see live tonight! =)
One-liner #48
Friday, December 05 2008
parenthood: Oh great, she figured out sarcasm.
~tod
Christmas pliers
Wednesday, December 03 2008
As the father of a young child and a consumer of all things electronic, this is welcome news. Packages You Won't Need a Saw to Open It has sent about 6,000 Americans each year to emergency rooms with injuries caused by trying to pry, stab and cut open their purchases, according to the Consumer Product Safety Commission . ~ tod...
Bye-bye Turkey
Wednesday, November 26 2008
Originally I was going to post about the WKRP ' Turkeys Away ' episode, but this seems like a more timely piece... The best part is where she says "this will probably invite criticism too." Little did she know. Damn, you can't make this stuff up. Happy Thanksgiving! ~ tod...
One-liner #47
Friday, November 21 2008
life: Knowing when to stop [doing something] is often more important than when to start.
~tod
One-liner #46
Friday, November 14 2008
email: If you have to reply to an email thread more than twice you should probably just meet with the bloke(s) in person.
~tod
One-liner #45
Friday, November 07 2008
life: I can't help it...some days I just want to throttle some people.
~tod
One-liner #44
Friday, November 07 2008
bathroom: If you're on your cell phone in the crapper, expect me to flush at least 3 times [for the benefit of the person on the other end].
~tod
