growled on Friday, April 11, 2008 12:14:04 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
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life: Is the call so important that you have to answer it while sitting on the toilet...in a public restroom?

Huh?

~tod

growled on Thursday, April 03, 2008 12:41:26 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
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life: Change is inevitable, but dealing with it is optional.

Huh?

~tod

growled on Friday, March 28, 2008 12:02:58 PM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
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life: Even if you're intimidated by someone's knowledge, experience or attitude, just ask them your question...you might be surprised at how eager they'll be to help you instead of laugh at you.

Huh?

~tod

growled on Friday, March 21, 2008 8:45:09 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
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work: Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

This one deserves a hat-tip to my buddy Mike.

Huh?

~tod

growled on Friday, March 14, 2008 10:59:41 AM (Pacific Standard Time, UTC-08:00)
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email: Signing off with a smiley face doesn't make it ok to be an asshole.

Huh?

~tod

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