One-liner #32
Monday, August 18 2008
driving: Why do some people leave 2 car-lengths in front of them when stopped at a red light?
~tod
One-liner #31
Friday, August 15 2008
life: Guy camel toe, ugh, just strike me blind now!
~tod
One-liner #30
Friday, August 08 2008
email: Check your email templates twice, or even three times, for <insert link here> before sending them out.
~tod
One-liner #29
Thursday, August 07 2008
work: Think about it...without electricity would you still have a job?
~tod
PS: The power was out in my building (& several others) when I got to work this morning. When our basic requirements aren't met, that tends to puts things in perspective.
One-liner #28
Wednesday, August 06 2008
life: When someone asks you "how's it going" watch to see if they actually listen to your answer.
~tod
One-liner #27
Tuesday, August 05 2008
bathroom: Why did you pick the stall next to me when there are 4 other empty ones (not next to me)?
~tod
One-liner #26
Monday, August 04 2008
driving: Doing your hair, putting on makeup and talking on your cell phone while steering with your knee is not multi-tasking...it's just dumb.
~tod
Dr. Horrible
Saturday, July 19 2008
Extra! Extra! Only 2 days left! Extra! Extra! Read all about it, well watch it, here ! This is what you get when you pull together some open-minded actors, imaginative writers and professional film-makers...all protesting the horrible, greedy, conniving bureaucracy for which they work. A damn entertaining 45 minutes. What the hell are you still doing here? Go watch it . Now. ~ tod...
One-liner #25
Friday, July 18 2008
life: Saying "no" can be the best stress reliever of all.
~tod
One-liner #24
Friday, July 11 2008
wtf: I only bought 6 items, yet my receipt is 25 inches long.
~tod
